May 2013
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ah yes let us Gang up on a person who has suffered atrocities of abuse because she thinks its important for justice to be served. oh but! it doesnt matter! justice wont do anything!!!! that is right, i forgot
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iM so HOOooorRRRnnnYYYYYYyyyyy and also simultaniously too lazy to masturbate i cant win im also debating if i want to use the term master idk thats Weird Sir is better imo
god i’ll just play bioshock and hit the wall with my wrench thatll solve it i miss my vibe
knifefarty:
if i had the power to control time i would probably just use it to sleep more
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theanti90smovement:
*straight white guy voice* how is that offensive?
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earthnation:
when will we stop letting slips of paper like money and yugioh cards define our lives
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niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
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kwru:
i say i hate men a lot and you know what
a lot of guys get personally really offended, and i understand that, i really do! it sucks to be generalized. but i think what theyre failing to get is that it’s not an individual thing, like i hate every single male including my guy friends
it’s just a collective fuck you to men and if that bothers you go cry yourself a fuckin river and maybe...
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robbie is telling me terrible shark jokes terrible terrible shark jokes
kushdrinker:
ok now we’re friends can i see ur boobs
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girlqueer:
wow it must be so much more effort to force out the words “jewish person” than just saying jew i mean
g*d i mean, jew is one syllable while jewish person is FOUR. FOUR. WHOLE. SYLLABLES. DAMN. i’m gonna be fucking exhausted after this.
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theres my Hannah and then theres Cool Jew hannah and then theres an-egg hannah who i dont even follow my life is so hard
i was doing work outside and i was laying down ont he concrete and i was there for 30 minutes i have the bggest sunburn I CANT SIT ?????HElm
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bellabracha:
what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
silenthill:
wanna go out, like… on a date maybe? maybe grab some burgers… maybe go to the movies… maybe dress me as a maid and fuck me sensless… maybe go watch the stars? think about it
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grargll:
light rain (◡‿◡✿)
heavy rain (◕‿◕✿)
thundershowers (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧
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jewassicpark:
“pass me a joint”
i rip off my arm, crying as i pass the detached extremity to my friend
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damonwells:
the xbox one looks like they had a really bad divide at board meetings deciding what it should look like, and couldn’t come to an agreement